Poor Puppies!

This first one makes the poor dog look like he's got tumors growing out of his head. The rest just make the dogs look pathetic.

This poor woman is going to wake up one day to find her dogs have pissed in her hair as retaliation for making them wear such stupid, ugly hats.

Let's start with a Hall of Famer...

Paul Weber is destined for the Crimes Against Crochet Hall of Fame, I just know it. Let's take a look at his best work, shall we?

Suspenders Sun Suit Pattern

I can't even form coherent sentences now. Camel toe! Side boob!  Butt crack!